Makes me almost want to get one...

Couldn't pass up posting this one...

Hat tip to Tiffany and many FB friends...

Friday Nerdy Funny

HT: Z

Monsters

We received daily reports from Mimi and the kids each day that we were gone on our DC trip. They were having all sorts of fun while we were gone!

One night was an exception though. Anna was having quite a bit of trouble sleeping. The kids were on air mattresses in Mimi's room, since Pawpaw was out of town.

Anna would wake up every hour or hour and a half, crying.

It went something like this: (story used with Mimi's permission)

Mimi: Anna, are you ok?
Anna: (mumbles, cries) points at light on porch outside curtained windows

back to sleep

Anna: (cries)
Mimi: What's wrong sweet girl?
Anna: (points to shadow)
Mimi: (reassures her)

back to sleep
Anna: (crying) There's a monster.
Mimi: There's no monster in here, sweet girl.
Anna: (insistant) Yes, it keeps saying MOOO! to me
Mimi: (thinking something may be up) It's ok, there isn't a monster. (uh-oh... a realization creeps in) Where did you hear that sound?

Anna: (points to Mimi's side of the bed)
Mimi: (yep, suspicion was right) Oh. That must be... my snoring.

back to sleep

The next day...

Mimi: Anna did you sleep ok?
Anna: Yes! ... Except for the mooing.

Talking to Anna that day...
Mama: Did you sleep ok?
Anna: Yes, but Mimi smells and says moo. (makes "sniffing/smelling sound" for the beginning part of the snore and says MOOO!)

Friday Funnies

No explanation needed. :)


HT: Josh Harris

Friday Funnies

You'll find yourself singing these cool Kid Songs all day!

Something's hiding in my closet

(HT:Josh Harris)

Have you ever thought something in your house was out of place, but you seriously couldn't remember moving it yourself? I'd check my closet if I were you... check out this really strange article. btw, I have so many more questions about this that the article just didn't answer...

Friday Caleb Funnies

One afternoon recently, Caleb and Scott were shooting baskets in the driveway. We have the goal set at 8 ft. for Caleb, and he prefers to use his mini Aggie basketball for now. Scott got the ball and attempted to shoot it instead of the NCAA size one we have. As it left his hands on a mistaken trajectory toward the side of the backboard, Scott said, "Oh, that's bad." Here's the dialogue that immediately followed:

Caleb: Yeah, Dad, you were bad at that.

Me: Caleb! You should be encouraging to others even when they say something negative about themselves.

Caleb: (Immediately) Well, Daddy, you were only a little good at that.

Friday Funny

Signs can be hilarious sometimes...

Friday Funny!

Keep your eyes peeled! The unexpected can happen anywhere!




my apologies for the less than genteel language that happens twice...nothing major, but my apologies, nonetheless.

Friday-was-yesterday Funnies

A real sign in Scott's parents' town...

Friday Funny

Have you ever seen a sign or billboard that was just a little "off"?

He definitely has a sense of humor...

Check out the guest commentator on this week's episode of Saturday Night Live.



He may not have much of a chance, but at least he knows how to laugh at himself! (and when to bow out?)

Silly Systematic Saturday

I apologize ahead of time to those of you who haven't dealt with Bible classes or Seminary, or such things. You still may find this mildly entertaining, but those of you who have may think this hilarious.

(for the former group, the man whom they sing about is a professor/writer who has compiled a very well-communicated book of theology-- commonly held, Biblically supported beliefs about who God is and Christianity in general)



If you need lyrics, please visit The Blue Fish post from which I discovered this gem.
Thanks to thebluefish.blogspot.com via titus2talk.blogspot.com via my Google Reader's recommended links.

Friday Footloose Funny

President Bush has been touring nations in Africa, offering assistance and mosquito nets to help combat Malaria. Watch as he follows the lead of Liberian President Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf (dressed in maroon robe) at a celebration.




Whatever your politics, you have to admit that's cute! Reminds me a little of my dad doing the "Chapman Ranch Shuffle." I love it!

Football Rivalries Part 2

Many Fridays ago, I posted a funny video on college rivalries. I meant to post this next one on Thanksgiving, but somehow that whole week and time since then have been a blur. Here you go, and enjoy!

Campaign Funnies

I won't tell you who to vote for, but if you're familiar with some of the lore surrounding Chuck Norris (it's prominent amongst some college students), you'll love this commercial, which is set to appear in regional markets this week!

It's an actual commercial by an actual conservative candidate, who is in 2nd place in the Iowa Caucus polling.

Saturday's Can't Wait till Friday Funnies

On the same football note, watch (and try not to wince at) this clip:

(You may need to pause the music player on this blog (upper-right) to hear clearly)

Friday Football Fanatic Funnies

Some rivalries never end.... Part 1

Friday on-time Funnies

In light of our house-hunting of late, here are a few encouraging illustrations...(?)

Your house as seen by:

Yourself:

Your buyer:

Your lender:

Your appraiser:

Your tax assessor:

"Has Friday already come and gone?" Funnies

(Wow, I'm not as consistent with this as I thought I'd be...)

Heard in our household:

Mama, I'm bored.
You have your tent set up right here in the living room. Why don't you make up something imaginary to do in it?
Awww, Mama, imaginary STINKS.

I have never heard Caleb talk that way before, but I recognize the phrase, and boy howdy am I glad that I don't use other choice words... you never know when it'll be mimicked by your dear sweet little children!