We're never short on wit, jocular and jocose phrases, and humor around here. I'm usually responsible for the puns, and Scott handles the outright humor, but we have another player on the scene who is competing for the top spot!
Heard at the McDonaldSpot:
C: Mama, can I play the computer game again tonight?
Me: No, you can play it again tomorrow.
C: You mean today-tomorrow?
Me: No, I mean tomorrow.
C: You mean tonight-tomorrow?
Me: No, I mean tomorrow.
C: (without pause) Well, today is the tomorrow we were waiting for yesterday.
C, A, Mama and Daddy are enjoying some rarely occuring donuts for breakfast.
Me: (to C) Don't wipe your hands on your clothes (today, Spiderman costume).
Me: Your clothes aren't napkins.
C: What if I was Napkin Man?
Ha! He is one funny kiddo! I love it!
ReplyDeleteI am not surprised that Caleb has the smart wit and humor! I love these conversations and can't wait to hear Anna chime in one day soon!
ReplyDeleteHA...he is a total hoot, which doesn't surprise me at all! :) what a little cutie...
ReplyDeletehilarious!
ReplyDeleteI love getting to know that kid!
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